Ever done a job you hate so much that visits to the toilet are the highlight?Jen Brister (BBC 6 Music) and Clare Warde (Touch Me I'm Karen Taylor BBC3 & Laura Ben and Him ITV2) aren’t pursuing their dream, instead their sorting the post.
Join them struggling with the switchboard whilst fantasising about what they ‘should’ be doing.

A tuneful take on all the things that really matter: national quiz shows, severed heads and large-print Catherine Cookson novels. Witty, dark and clever - these ladies know how to pluck.

Woolf, the thin curly haired one from Cowards (BBC Radio 4), Comedy Shuffle (BBC3) and other stuff, presents bits from ten shows he decided not to bother with. If nothing else it represents good value. A sparklingly divvy fifty seven minutes.

"F***ing funny" Three Weeks, "Marvellous" Evening Standard, "Comedy Genius" Guardian. Book early!

Joyfully capricious character comedy from the irrepressible Isabel Fay - butter wouldn't melt in her mouse. She'll pluck at your heartstrings then drop a spider down your pants.

"Fay gives a barnstorming performance of her own superbly crafted script...pure magic!" Chortle

"Delightfully insane" Metro

"Fay has charisma galore" Three Weeks

New show from Multi Award Winner, Triple World Record Holder and Author, Tim FitzHigham; Maxwell's Fullmooner and the man who brought you "Paper Boat", "Untitled", "Kama Sutra" and rowed the channel in a bath. "Beguiling" Telegraph. "Inspired" List. "Hidden gem" Guardian. "Essential comedy" Three Weeks. "A must see" Independent

At first she was afraid, she was petrified. Whatever, no one’s dead. Glorious mumsy filth from “one of the hottest things in stand up” Herald. "Her laughter rate is exceptional" Scotsman. "Like a young Thora Hird" Observer. No kids allowed.

We Are Klang's least memorable member does a stand-up show. if.comeddies Nominee, Barry Award Nominee, Chortle Award Winner, Adecco Alfred Marks Borehamwood Branch July 1997 Temp of the Month Nominee. "Breathtaking comic firepower"(Scotsman). "Stand-up as it should be" (List). Show title actual quote from actual dad. The cat's name is Eliot.

Fed up with living in a world full of achievement, Bernard, with help from his guitar Susan, decided that he never agreed to reality and failure is beautiful. Bernard O'Shea is a fizzing, iridescent ball of sheer energy; a fast-talking, fast-thinking comedian who invigorates a room with his presence. chortle.co.uk

The enchantingly peculiar star of BBC’s Comedy Shuffle returns with his myriad of Casios and maybe even a stylophone - you musn’t resist the powers of the Doktor. Contains some nudity. Evening Standard: Destined for cult status Chortle: simply wonderful…full-throttle anarchic brilliance to which most acts can only distantly aspire.