Kiss My Scratch
Kiss My Scratch
2nd Dec 2019
Downstairs - Pleasance London
Suitable for ages 16 and above
Monday 2nd December
Shirley Knot the Siren Cabaret
Ever wondered what happens to a siren when she ages? Well, Shirley is here to tell you she is not willing to be put out to sea just yet…
Join in for a fun evening of songs, dancing and all things fishy. Shirley’s cabaret sails through many decades of life’s rubbish as a Siren on the rocks!
“What is remarkable is Shirley’s voice. Powerful, emotive and clear. From the first notes of the first song …’ – Joe Angella, Fringe Review
‘Loved it! Charming and funny and well balanced. Perfect guest turns.’ Adrian Jameson
a former lesbian who has “become” heterosexual or bisexual.
Hasbian is an autobiographical comedy about growing up in Brighton (the UK's gay capital) and being educated under Section 28 (the law which prohibited the teaching of homosexuality "as a pretended family relationship").
”Wine For the Newly Dumped" is a one-woman clown/sketch/burlesque performance piece created by comedy writer and actor, Shabaneh Razvand. Ever gone through an awful break-up and tried to muster the courage to get yourself out there and back on the scene? Well... this one's for you!
Trees with Roots
Inspired by Malcolm X's journey to self-empowerment and my recent name change, X is a piece about identity. The stories we tell ourselves, the stories that have been told about us and the importance of reclaiming our own story. Through various artistic forms from spoken word to music to movement, X takes the audience on a journey to question their own identity. What is a name? What does it mean? What happens when that name is taken from you and you are given a new name?
In this extract, Gabriel, is lost and searching for answers when he is met by a mysterious force that guides him.
WITH MASS EXTINCTIONS, THE EARTH DYING AND MONKEYS RUNNING OUR COUNTRIES, THIS ONLY MEANS ONE THING; THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US! WHAT BETTER TIME TO INTRODUCE THE KING OF THIS WORLD? ITS CEO PETER STOKES: THE KING OF CLIMATE BREAKDOWN.
using David Attenborough narration, pop references and a full gorilla suit, this piece asks us to consider the implications of industrial climate ignorance, human evolution and just how different we are (or aren't) from our primate predecessors. Bow down and witness 2019's King of the Concrete Jungle.
Coach Kerry McCoach spent over 45 years training the world’s sporting elite, before turning her hand to motivational speaking in an attempt to help the general public achieve moderate success in their own lives. More recently she has taken a jog into the world of light entertainment alongside her trusty hype girl/PA/scapegoat, Ciara McCheer. Tonight they will be presenting an extract from their upcoming show, ‘The Coach of Christmas Past’, premiering at The Bread and Roses Theatre on December 10th and 11th.
After touring the country with his ★★★★ magic show, Tom Brace joins us to try out some magic for his brand new show!
★★★★ Voice Magazine
★★★★ Primary Times
★★★★ “Go for the magic, stay for Toms charm and comedy.” Phoenix Remix
MC Joe Sutherland
"Demands attention... He exudes a star quality, and on his own terms... Definitely one to watch." Chortle
Part of the Scratch Mondays season by Pleasance Futures.
15% discount for full price groups of 6+