Our Gay Maria: How the Binch Snatched Christmas
Our Gay Maria
London
Pleasance London
Main House Cabaret
21:30
90 mins
From £15.00
20th Dec
Following years of sell-out Summer and Winter shows at disgraceful homosexual
establishments across London - Our Gay Maria has finally made it to
the big time as they bring their biggest show yet, HOW THE BINCH
SNATCHED CHRISTMAS to the West End...sorry we mean to London’s
Pleasance Theatre!
This festive season, our fearless feminist warriors are studying at Shiz Polytechnic Finishing School for Unruly Young Ladies in Whoville County but all is not well for Maria Elphaba, Maria Glinda and Maria Martha May Whovier. Christmas is being stalked by a shadowy green figure, intent on ruining the most wonderful time of the year forevermore. Think presents ripped apart, Christmas trees devoured, snow replaced with coke and candy canes stuck up Maria Martha May Whovier’s ass.
Wrongfully accused of being responsible for all this destruction, the Marias must race against time to prove their innocence, unmask the real Binch, save Christmas, work through Maria Martha May Whovier’s avoidant attachment style in relationships that is preventing her from finding true romance, figure out how to avoid legal action from a certain musical blockbuster about a flying green witch and her slay monkeys and contest the results of the 2024 US Presidential Election. Oh and did we mention there’s a bomb we need to disarm too?
Join darling reprobates of the cabaret, drag scene - Patrick Bone, Callum Kenny and Dom McGovern with surprise special guests for a night of unhinged chaos, glamour and Christmas cheer.
This festive season, our fearless feminist warriors are studying at Shiz Polytechnic Finishing School for Unruly Young Ladies in Whoville County but all is not well for Maria Elphaba, Maria Glinda and Maria Martha May Whovier. Christmas is being stalked by a shadowy green figure, intent on ruining the most wonderful time of the year forevermore. Think presents ripped apart, Christmas trees devoured, snow replaced with coke and candy canes stuck up Maria Martha May Whovier’s ass.
Wrongfully accused of being responsible for all this destruction, the Marias must race against time to prove their innocence, unmask the real Binch, save Christmas, work through Maria Martha May Whovier’s avoidant attachment style in relationships that is preventing her from finding true romance, figure out how to avoid legal action from a certain musical blockbuster about a flying green witch and her slay monkeys and contest the results of the 2024 US Presidential Election. Oh and did we mention there’s a bomb we need to disarm too?
Join darling reprobates of the cabaret, drag scene - Patrick Bone, Callum Kenny and Dom McGovern with surprise special guests for a night of unhinged chaos, glamour and Christmas cheer.
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