Hey, website skimmers! It's Tim Vine returning to the Edinburgh Festival,
telling lots of silly new jokes, showing off new home-made props, singing
some new daft ditties and all with the appearance of confidence! The
following subjects will be touched upon briefly: pixie football,
jet-propelled Y-fronts and the modern postal system. Come along, sit down
and laugh. The quantity won't let up! This is comedy seeking a message.
What an odd person. What a lot of nonsense. What else is he going to do?
Sunsets are in the sky, milk's nice, and I'm an idiot.