Gwyneth Goes Skiing

The Pleasance & Awkward Productions


Pleasance London
Main House Cabaret

15:30, 19:00

(90 mins)


From £15.00

Join the waiting list for tickets by calling 0207 609 1800 or filling out our waitlist form here.

She’s the Goop-founding, Door-Sliding, Shakespeare-In-Loving, consciously-uncoupling Hollywood superstar. He’s a retired Optometrist from Utah. In 2016, they went skiing.

On the slopes of Deer Valley, their worlds collided, and so did they - literally. Ouch. Seven years later in 2023, they went to court. Double ouch.

This is their story. Kind of. Not really. But also, it’s at Christmas.

Join harbingers of queer chaos Awkward Productions (Diana: The Untold & Untrue Story and How to Live a Jellicle Life) as they transform London’s Pleasance Theatre into Deer Valley Ski Resort.

A brand new show for Christmas 2023.

Starring Linus Karp as Gwyneth Paltrow, Joseph Martin as Terry Sanderson, and featuring original music by Leland (RuPaul’s Drag Race, Cher’s Christmas, Troye Sivan’s Something To Give Each Other).

A story of love, betrayal, skiing, and (somehow) Christmas - where you are the jury!

Prepare to be gooped. BYOJE (bring your own jade eggs).

Praise for Awkward Productions:

WINNER - The Laura Award - Edinburgh Fringe 2023
RUNNER UP - Brighton Fringe Award for Excellence - Edinburgh Fringe 2023
Two OffFest Award nominations at Edinburgh Fringe 2023
NOMINATED - Off West End Award - Best Cabaret 2022
British Comedy Guide’s Best-Reviewed Edinburgh Fringe shows 2022 & 2023
Best Cabaret at Edinburgh Fringe 2022 - Theatre Weekly

Praise for Diana: The Untold & Untrue Story:

'Hilarious, joyful and ridiculous to the point of sublime' Deborah Frances-White (Guilty Feminist)

'The most unhinged piece of theatre in existence' ★★★★★ Broadway Baby

'Repellent trash' Daily Mail

Praise for How to Live a Jellicle Life:

'Catnip for the soul' ★★★★★ Theatre Weekly

'Endearingly nerdy and hilariously horny' ★★★★★ Three Weeks

'Too many penis jokes' Guardian

Accessible Performances

Captioned Performance
Dates: Thursday 21st December, 7pm
Captioning Type: Open captioning delivered by Claire Hill

Caption users are advised to book on the right hand side of the seating plan for best view of the captions. For seating enquiries or booking assistance, please contact [email protected].

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Phone: 020 7609 1800
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Gwyneth Goes Skiing


Pleasance London
Main House Cabaret

(90 mins)

All performances of this event are currently sold out.

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