Madonna On The Rocks

Marie Hamilton

London

Pleasance London
Main House Cabaret

14:30, 19:00

70 mins

14+ (Guideline)

From £20.00

All orders are subject to a handling fee of £1.50 per ticket, capped at £6.

She used to have dreams, now she has a baby. A sad, aging sack full of milk and regret.

Madonna on the Rocks is a visceral, beautiful, hilarious call to arms. It’s about egos, responsibilities and the struggle to be an artist, or to have any career at all really, and be a relatively decent parent at the same time. With songs inspired by Madonna, Peaches and Nina Simone.

Written and performed by Marie Hamilton, composed in Berlin by Cameron Mackintosh Award winner Ben Osborn, directed by Georgia Murphy with dramaturgy from Hildegard Ryan and Bryony Kimmings.

Brighton Fringe Award Nominated, Top 10 Shows Of The Edinburgh Fringe 2025 (Fergus Morgan The Crushbar, The Scotsman, The Stage)

'A striking image of motherhood as icon... personal and fresh, raw yet funny' ★★★★ The List

'An excellent show. Bracingly honest, profound and vitally important' ★★★★ The Stage

'This show is a gem. Refreshing, clever, and deeply human. Don’t miss it.' ★★★★ Richard’s Theatre Reviews

'Funny, sad and super relatable. A true reflection of motherhood.' ★★★★ Little Local Edinburgh

'Spectacular... a glittering, neon stage transforms the drudgery of domesticity into the glamour of showbiz. Self-aware without ever being too knowing... a triumph.' ★★★★★ Ed Fringe Reviews

'Fiercely honest... Emotionally charged and deeply resonant. I left the theatre shaken—in the best way.' One4Review

'Unhinged and uplifting... stunning. Hamilton lets us in on motherhood’s darker moments, spiralling into overwhelm and isolation before finding glimmers of joy amongst the chaos. The finale had the mother of a teenager beside me weeping in solidarity.' Fest Magazine

Cast and Creative Team

Written and performed by Marie Hamilton

With music by Ben Osborn and Madeline Shann

Director On Tour - Georgia Murphy

Composer and Sound Designer - Ben Osborn

Lighting Design - Joe Price

TSM/ Stage Manager - Gemma Smith

Edinburgh Director - Stephanie Kempson

Original Development Director - Hildgard Ryan

With dramaturgy from Bryony Kimmings, Stephen Hudson, Madeline Shann, Alice Morgan Richards and Christian Loveless

Vocal Director - Becca Barrett

Movement Director - Lucy Alderman

Performances

All orders will be subject to a handling fee of £1.50 per ticket, capped at £6. This will show as an 'Order Fee' at checkout.
Prices displayed are for a full price ticket - concessions may be available.

Date Time Information Price Actions
Tue 25 May 19:00 £20.00 Tickets
Wed 26 May 19:00 £20.00 Tickets
Fri 28 May 19:00 £20.00 Tickets
Sat 29 May 14:30 £20.00 Tickets
Sat 29 May 19:00 £20.00 Tickets

Access Tickets

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Phone: 020 7609 1800
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Main House Cabaret

Pleasance London

5 Carpenters Mews, North Road, N7 9EF

Nearest accessible bathroom

Foyer

Audience route

  • Queue outside on the Bridge and down the main entry stairs
  • Step free access available to the stalls from street level (via lift) with an additional 3 steps up to the raised stalls. Please note, the North Road lift is temporarily out of service and the Main House is not wheelchair accessible or suitable for those requiring step free access at this time.
  • 8 steps (with a handrail on each side) and an additional 6 steps (with a handrail on each side) from the lower circle to the upper circle and balcony levels

Assistance Meeting Point: Box Office in the main foyer.