OUR GAY MARIA: IT’S NOT STOCKING TO YOU THAT I’M STANDING ON CHRISTMAS
Our Gay Maria
London
Pleasance London
Main House Cabaret
21:00, 22:00
105 mins
From £15.00
18th Dec & 19th Dec
Jen has just put her NYC brownstone on the market following a tempestuous divorce from her ethically non-monogamous polycule, Rosemary Beads was revealed as the ghost writer behind Taylor Swift’s Wood, inspired by Rosemary’s own steamy decades-long affair with Mr Blobby and Aurora was stuck in space alone with Katy Perry for 84 days (forced to listen to Women’s World on repeat for 83 of those days).
So, we meet our divas tired, haggard, rundown, and ready for a girl’s Christmas trip away. Miraculously, Jet2 have a deal on for a luxury all-inclusive in Bethlehem, hosted by Her Majesty Queen Herod…What could possibly go wrong?!
Following their sell-out Christmas show at Pleasance London in 2024 (How the Binch Snatched Christmas), Our Gay Maria returns bigger than ever for another festive, comedy-drag extravaganza but this time for 2 nights!
Expect references to every possible gay pop culture moment of the past 12 months, a plot half stolen from Wicked: For Good (following legal advice - we have been told to make it clear that this is a JOKE) and 30+ year old gay men attempting viral TikTok dances for your enjoyment and their humiliation.
Starring Patrick Bone, Callum Kenny and Dominic McGovern with special guest star Jack Sears (GISELLE: REMIX).
Following the show on Friday 19th December, Pleasance London will be transformed into the hottest club in town: MARIA’S MIDNIGHT MASS. DJs and go-go dancers will lead you into the Christmas break with a party like no other, running until late.
Tickets purchased for Friday’s show include access to MARIA’S MIDNIGHT MASS.
Access Tickets
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Phone: 020 7609 1800
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