OUR GAY MARIA - THE ODYSSEY II: Get Back Here Girl, It’s Christmas
Patrick Bone
London
Pleasance London
Main House Cabaret
21:00
90 mins
From £15.00
All orders are subject to a handling fee of £1.50 per ticket, capped at £6.
16th Dec, 17th Dec & 18th Dec
It’s the night before Christmas and the girls are waiting for their useless husband Odysseus (yes we’re in a polycule) to return from his boys’ trip to Troy. Tom Holland wants a Nintendo Switch and there’s no cash!!!!!
Join us on an epic festive adventure as four island gworls (Ithaca is an island) escape those hungry, hungry suitors and journey across the Mediterranean to get their man back before the turkey gets cold. This Penelope Can!!!
They will face deadly foes (choreo), stunningly beautiful adversaries (men in wigs, no makeup) and civil unrest (ceaseless infighting and squabbling over stage time) to discover the TRUE meaning of Christmas. In Greece. Kalispera.
It’s the exact plot of The Odyssey and the Nativity but it’s cunt… and 90 minutes straight through. We actually promise this time.
Directed and conceived by Christopher Nolan (spiritually not contractually or for real x)
Written by and Starring:
Dom McGovern (Edinburgh Comedy Award Nominee for Best Newcomer 2026)
Patrick Bone (Used to have long, luscious locks. Now doesn’t. Having an identity crisis. Also a producer)
Cal Kenny (World-Famous Book Publisher & Editor. And non-binary. So a triple threat)
Jack Sears (Legend of Pleasance Box Office. Performance Artist extraordinaire - Giselle: Remix, Parris is Dreaming and most importantly The Binch)
Performances
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Main House Cabaret
Pleasance London
5 Carpenters Mews, North Road, N7 9EF
Nearest accessible bathroom
Foyer
Audience route
- Queue outside on the Bridge and down the main entry stairs
- Step free access available to the stalls from street level (via lift) with an additional 3 steps up to the raised stalls. Please note, the North Road lift is temporarily out of service and the Main House is not wheelchair accessible or suitable for those requiring step free access at this time.
- 8 steps (with a handrail on each side) and an additional 6 steps (with a handrail on each side) from the lower circle to the upper circle and balcony levels
Assistance Meeting Point: Box Office in the main foyer.