Ted Milligan: United

Ted Milligan

Edinburgh

Pleasance Courtyard
Bunker Three

21:45

60 mins

14+ (Guideline)

From £9.00

Crubchester United Football Club are at rock bottom: relegated to non-league. Now, purchased by a 6 year old billionaire, can the club win promotion? Join award-winning character comedian, Ted Milligan, for this live mockumentary following Crubchester’s fervent fans, oligarch owners and pitiful players.

'So funny... his performance had the audience hooked' Chortle

'Hilarious, properly effortlessly hilarious' EDFringe Review

'Peppered with superior zingers' BeyondTheJoke

'Nice one geez' Joe Cole

Winner of Leicester Square Sketch Off 2024.
LMAOnaise 30 Comedians You Should Be Watching.

Directed by Martin Willis.

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Ted Milligan: United

Edinburgh

Pleasance Courtyard
Bunker Three

(60 mins)

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