The Useless Hotline

The Useless Hotline

Edinburgh

Pleasance Courtyard
Pleasance Two

21:45

60 mins

14+ (Guideline)

From £15.00

Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing.

We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Babes in arms policy

Babies (infants under 2 years old) do not require a ticket for this show.

Visit our FAQs for more information.

Access Tickets

To book in access tickets including complimentary personal assistant tickets, wheelchair accessible seating or to arrange any additional venue assistance, (such as hearing loops, early venue access or specific seat requests), please contact the box office directly to make your booking.

For more information about our venues and performance spaces, please visit our access pages here.

Phone: 020 7609 1800
Email: [email protected] // [email protected]

The Useless Hotline

Edinburgh

Pleasance Courtyard
Pleasance Two

(60 mins)

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